Sorry my brothers and sisters in green, the cake is still a lie. If you’re anything like me, you had countless hours of fun in Portal just messing around with the genius and outrageous physics of it all. The only thing I was worried about at first was the length of the game, but Portal 2 smacked me in the face with more levels than I had expected, along with a whole co-op campaign to boot. The Spaceman and I had way TOO much fun fucking around with portals and sending each other to their doom. If you didn’t see it coming, GLaDOS makes another appearance and even an unlikely ally.