12.17.2011
12.15.2011
Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Finally! [PC]
Playing Deus Ex: Human Revolution is kind of like being thrown into the world of Blade Runner, only spotting the robots is much easier. Alright, robot wasn’t fair; there is a lot cybernetic prosthetics or augmentations though. This prequel takes place about 25 years before the events of Deus Ex. Although I did not play the previous installments I had no problems getting into the story and feeling immersed. Along with an interesting setting this game flawlessly merges FPS and RPG elements and character progression for an experience definitely worth a toke.
You are Adam Jensen, the guy who never asked for this. Former SWAT and now working security for a big time corporation that pioneers in the human augmentation front. After a tragedy Adam gets rebuilt and has access to all sorts of cool and stylish toys. With gear that puts the 6 Million Dollar Man to shame, Adam continues the security gig and gets caught up in complex corporate espionage plots and plenty of side quests featuring all kinds of adult themes. Plenty of traveling happens too, starting off in a future Detroit with new major industry, to a small jump away to Canada and also all the way across the Pacific to China.
Throughout the game you have a choice to make, how to react to a conversation, how to take down those muscle head goons with the big guns. There are many ways to build your Adam, being a stealth ninja that doesn’t kill while crawling through heating ducts is an option. Jumping off a five story building and killing the suckers beneath you, a smooth talker that uses pheromones to get what you want; there are many, many options that are compatible to any play style. There are tons of guns as well, ranging from non-lethal shock guns to sniper rifles, and many guns can be modified too.
Eidos Montreal has done something incredible. Bringing to life a vision of the future this astounding and beautiful and frighteningly plausible is no small accomplishment. The few gripes I have with the game is some artistic directions and level designs (I got lost waaay too many times), nothing major but it keeps this game from achieving a score of 1 ounce. With the proper preparation and mindset you can lose hours and hours taking on the role of Adam Jensen, augmented badass. Allowing us to take that role, I award this game a score of…
7/8th!!
10.24.2011
Batman: Arkham City - Hemp Knight Rising [PS3]
The best way to fight crime is to punch it right in its teeth. The Bat is back in black to get to the bottom of Arkham City and to see how and why it was constructed. This is how you make a sequel to one of the best comic book games in history. Updated and improved fight mechanics, more ninja tools and high tech gadgets, you are seriously the goddamn Batman in this game. Just when I didn’t think it was possible they managed to stuff even MORE characters from the Batmythos into the game and still managed to make a coherent, airtight storyline.
Trying to not spoil anything, the Batman goes to foil the plans Harvey Dent (Two-Face) has to horrendously murder Bat’s on-and-off fling, Selina Kyle (Catwoman). Shortly after that that you get sidetracked from your main goal, the mastermind behind Arkham City, Hugo Strange, to go after The Joker. To make a long story short, The Joker infects you with something and you have to go around the cordoned section of Gotham City to find a cure, running into all sorts of denizens of the Batman’s rogue’s gallery along the way.
If you thought the brawling mechanics in Arkham Asylum were brilliant, these are fucking genius. More quick gadgets to use to make amazing combos, the ability to counter multiple enemies at once, more special moves to use after you’ve built up enough combo multipliers, just amazing. The predator aspect got some more toys too, with hanging ledge takedowns and speeding glide kick to name a few. The Riddler is up to his old schemes again, hiding his trophies around the city, but now with puzzles that had me kicking myself in the ass once I figured it out. One complaint I had about Arkham Asylum was the uninspired boss fights, luckily this issue was addressed in the sequel and they are nothing short of awesome! The Mr. Freeze fight was easily my favorite and most difficult to conquer.
I’m not sure if it’s my love for the caped crusader, but I can’t find any flaws in this game no matter how hard I try. There is some WTF!!?! Moments in the story, but I believe it’s all to set up for the third installation of this series and hopefully they will be answered...though I’m not sure where they can take the series after this, maybe space? Rocksteady is planning on dropping some DLC in November, so even more content to keep me content. This Dark Knight has received the score of…
8/8 or 1 OUNCE!!
10.17.2011
L.A. Noire, Finally [PS3]
Ever think you would make a good detective? LA Noire takes the Grad Theft Auto sandbox experience and puts you on the other side of the conflict as Cole Phelps; former marine, current detective and ass kicker. Team Bondi utilizes the Havok Engine as well as an in-house one to create the fantastic facial animations throughout the game. The setting is immersive; cruising down Main St. in 1940’s Los Angeles with sirens blaring at top speeds gives me quite the “thrill.” Grab your smokes and hat; we’ve got a case to crack!
The Game Toker takes on the role of Cole Phelps, a boy in blue trying to make a name for himself on the force, while struggling with a family and dealing with a seemingly haunting past from World War II. After solving a case you are promoted to Detective! As a Detective you are assigned a partner, a car and a hat. With your snazzy as fuck fedora, you get to rub shoulders with movie star...wannabes and get to interrogate little girls who may have been raped, not much has changed with cops I guess. You will be working your way to different desks starting with traffic. I will be honest right now, I did not finish the game, I just couldn’t stay interested. I made it to the Vice Desk and put down the controller soon after.
LA Noire’s game play is kind of bland in this reviewer’s opinion. Lacking the freestyle of raising hell and gunning down civvies hurt the enjoyment for me. Without the openness of actions like in other sandboxes the game boils down to: asking questions, running after a suspect, walking around looking for clues. On the flipside, questioning and interrogating people in this game is amazing I have to say, the facial animations are unparalleled, though it gets repetitive and easy once you can point out the tells of the unlucky individual across from you. The saving grace here is I have high hopes *snicker* that the face engine will be used in the next GTA installment (you know there will be another one.)
I might just be me, but I can only seem to enjoy a detective experience when a cape and cowl are involved. LA Noire lacked in gunplay and action, should have had a bit more to keep that genre exciting. Team Bondi has set the bar with face animations and storytelling with LA Noire, too bad the story couldn’t hold my attention. LA Noire is a good game by all means, but not one that catered to my tastes, I will have to give this classy title…
6/8’s
8.06.2011
Going Batty for Batman: Arkham City
Bats, birds and cats, what more can you ask for in a game? Rocksteady’s sequel to their brilliant Batman Arkham Asylum will truly carry the mantle, giving Batman more rooftops to stalk and more characters than I thought they could fit into a game like this. A few days before the Con, it was announced that certain preorders will have access to Robin, a character available in the challenge modes. This Robin seems like he was modeled after Eminem and is much more hardcore than what we are used to out of the Man-Boy Wonder. He goes by the name of Tim Drake, though I feel Damien would have fit with the character design better.
And speaking of Damien Wayne, Bruce Wayne’s son conceived out of guile and a hint of rape, his mother will be in Arkham City. Stana Katic will be the song behind this siren, and it would appear the face behind her too given the resemblance. It is not known what her role will be in the story since it would be big spoilers, but true to the character she will have “conflicting loyalties.” Another reveal was the addition of the prominent “legitimate” businessman Oswald Cobblepot, or “The Penguin.” Everyone’s favorite zombie born on a Monday, Soloman Grundy will also appear in the game, and according to Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) he is “the most gnarly” version of the guy he has seen. A mighty pen-master to the bat-mythos, Paul Dini, also mentioned that a large story-arc was scrapped from the game, though there is talks of bringing it back somehow in the future post release.
The real treat at Comic-Con was going to the Batman panel and seeing chemistry between some of the voice actors of these giants. Mark Hamill (The Joker) and Kenvin Conroy (Batman) appeared to be best friends, even though their alter-egos have a little bit more complex dynamic. Seeing everyone’s enthusiasm about the game and their characters I have no doubt that this game will be regarded as the best Batman game in HISTORY.